Freaky Dream

I had a freaky dream last night, that I went to Alaska with the cast of Hollyoaks (if you're unaware who they are, well they're these gurning muppets...)




We were staying in a shack, which was pretty unpleasant anyway, but for reason unremembered I had to go to the doctors. So the majority of the dream was me sitting in an Alaskan doctors waiting room (for 2 hours) with assorted Hollyoaks members coming and going out of curiosity, but mainly to play with the communal toys. To pass time I went on the internet (there was a communal laptop too, for some reason) and checked this blog. Wherein I discovered that each of my posts had 60 to 80-odd comments. At first I was excited... until it gradually dawned on me that I was the unwitting target of a 4chan web-attack. All the comments were variations of "Slut", "Talentless slut", "Get a life you talentless slut", "Get a life you retarded talentless slut-whore", "Don't bother getting a life, just kill yourself, you retarded talentless slut-whore!".

My sub-conscious mind hates me. Luckily my conscious mind thinks my sub-conscious mind is an ass.

Here's a picture of sleeping girl. RELEVANCE, I GOTS IT!